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{"type":"general","setup":"What type of music do balloons hate?","punchline":"Pop music!","id":261}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What’s brown and sounds like a bell?","punchline":"Dung!","id":275}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}

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