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{"type":"standard","title":"Authorized Protective Eyewear List","displaytitle":"Authorized Protective Eyewear List","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4825958","titles":{"canonical":"Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List","normalized":"Authorized Protective Eyewear List","display":"Authorized Protective Eyewear List"},"pageid":34487049,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/UVEX_S3300_Genesis_XC_protective_eyewear.jpg/330px-UVEX_S3300_Genesis_XC_protective_eyewear.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/UVEX_S3300_Genesis_XC_protective_eyewear.jpg","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285522884","tid":"c2efd3a7-18f6-11f0-a91a-f5db63c94426","timestamp":"2025-04-14T06:07:36Z","description":"List of protective eyewear tested and approved by the U.S. military","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Authorized_Protective_Eyewear_List"}},"extract":"The Authorized Protective Eyewear List (APEL) is a list of protective eyewear tested and approved by the U.S. Military for use by its soldiers. The APEL includes spectacles and goggles optimized for different situations.","extract_html":"
The Authorized Protective Eyewear List (APEL) is a list of protective eyewear tested and approved by the U.S. Military for use by its soldiers. The APEL includes spectacles and goggles optimized for different situations.
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